Sara and Gina’s FIRST EVER PCD Column!!!

Phelps’ Faults

By Sara & Gina

So. Sara and I have been sitting here trying to figure out what all of you out there would want to read about.

By drawing inspiration from our previous columnists, we would like to bring you a little snippet of our opinions on Michael Phelps, the new Bode Miller.

Oo! The little paper clip man has a bright idea! Maybe he will help us make this more amusing. Opps. (as Bauer would say) I guess not. His light bulb went away.

Looks like we’re on our own. 

But anywhooo. Back to Michael Phelps. Uh. He is an idiot? Yeah. He’s an idiot. Way to just ruin everyone’s love for you and your status as a superhuman superswimmer guy. Yeah. Good job buddy.

Moral of the Story: Don’t do drugs. It makes you look dumb and you lose your Kelloggs. And who doesn’t love Frosted Flakes?

Um. That’s all we got.

Run Fast!

Your uncreative captains,

Sara and Gina

P.S. Track kids get ready for some serious junior-girl-domination in Handball!

P.P.S. Gina has been thinking about doing shot put instead of Distance for track. You should give her some opinions on this.

P.P.P.S. Everyone should go see the musical! Gina plays an adulteress. Ooo.

P.P.P.P.S. Sara doesn’t know what Gina is typing. But she did just hit me with a helicopter.

P.P.P.P.P.S. Mark and Joe are going to kill everyone in handball to just let you know. HAHAHAHAHA(evil guy laugh)